'Roses are Red, I Bit Your Head, Then I Fed, Now You're Dead."
Happy Valentines Day. -L- David.
David’s Personal Ad
I don’t go to bars to pick up on chicks.
(I don’t have to resort to those kinds of tricks).
Deep down inside, I’m a sensitive guy.
(Trust me, I can make you believe any old lie).
I like riding my bike and ‘hanging’ with my friends.
(Believe me, with them, the fun never ends!)
I enjoy renting movies from the shop on the pier.
(Even when the owner tosses me out on my rear).
I’d like to take you for a ride to the cliff,
(and hold you all night ‘til your body gets stiff),
or maybe watch a movie and grab a quick bite to eat.
(guess who’s on the menu…ha ha ha…Your Treat!)
I like a girl who’s a bit of a flirt.
(Who doesn’t squirm too much when her blood starts to squirt)!
I hope you’re a night owl, because I sleep all day.
(I’m not picky about blood type, but I dig Type A!)
If this sounds like you, maybe we should meet!
(I will literally sweep you off your feet!)
Leave your number with your response; I’ll give you a call…
(and if your blood tastes nasty, I’ll toss your leftovers to Paul. Really. He takes Sloppy Seconds. He’ll eat anything!
Signed, Rough and Ready